Obligatory Outback Adventures

Day 1

Arrived at Alice Springs, was chauffered 500km, then was promptly fed cheese and wine. Dog tried to bite me.

Day 2

Woke up, dog tried to bite me. Ate cheese, drank wine. Swam in dam.

Day 3

Swam in dam, dog tried to bite me. Ate cheese, drank wine.

Day 4

Ate cheese, drank wine. Swam in dam. Ate cheese, drank wine, dog tried to bite me.

Day 5

Woke up, dog tried to bite me. Chauffered 500km, flew 1,200km. Ate cheese, drank wine. Flew home.

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